So a Java developer, a web developer and a UNIX admin go to a bar to get a drink. The Java developer and the web developer get into an argument over who's job is more important. "Thousands of people see my work" claimed the trendy web developer. "My code runs the banks!" retorted the tidy Java developer. They both look to the UNIX admin, expecting him to have the final word. He puts down his drink slowly. He then smashes his glass on the table, jumps on it and rips off his pants. He takes a shit and rubs it in the Java devs face, and while the web dev makes a run he jumps him, ripping his eyes out and eating them. He then goes back to the cave where he lives.
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